If you live in Fairfield, CT, stay the hell away from Lewis the Cat. Don't bother knocking on the owner's door trying to hock Girl Scout cookies. If you're a Jehovah's Witness or a Christian... by all means, rap on the door at your own risks. This is one disdainful poon that doesn't play. Lewis's modus operandi is to spring from behind, wrap his furry little paws around the poor, unsuspecting victim's legs, and dig in with a sharp death grip! Lewis is wikkid (and now under house arrest) and has Fairfield County residents (especially the Avon lady) in a cowering tizzy... observe.