.. and for no particular reason at all, I need Apple's newly unveiled iPhone. I have delusions of grandeur, and yearn for a certain type of lifestyle consisting of shiny luxury items. Unfortunately, my piddly budget wont allow for all the worldly and elegant things I think I deserve- (the monitor of my Gateway laptop, where I compose these poignant and well thought out blog entries, is being held up by an empty bottle of Perrine Reserve Côtes du Rhone, for crying out loud). At about $500.00, Apple's iPhone is fully loaded with essentials such as; a camera, a music player, web browsing capabilities, and email. Essentially it's a handheld iMac. I've stated before that I have delusions of grandeur when it comes to my wants and desires. Marketing and PR for this nifty little gadget ought to be proud of themselves, for they've brainwashed me (along with the rest of the technologically greedy and materialistic), into thinking that I should have one of these things, sans rationale. A girl can dream, can't she? Or she can find a sponsor. ... I'm joking.